Mentally Constipated

I've got nothing today so I thought I'd share my insanity with you...

Whoever this person (?) is may need help.
http://www.shayesaintjohn.com/

Panic?
http://members.aol.com/speaker606/jim/doom/doomrpt.html

Don't Panic!
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