Please don't eat the gardenias

Today's post is in protest to yesterday's post. It has recently been brought to my attention (by no one) that making a joke out of an innocent human being's death is both insensitive and tasteless. For this I am deeply sorry.
Just Kidding. I'm not protesting nothing. In fact, I'd like to apologize for being deeply sorry. Had I known what kind of affect my apology would have made on my many legions of fans, I would have never said I'm sorry. By the way, I'm sorry I said that I have legions of fans. I actually have no fans that I am aware of. Please accept my humble regret for telling this horrible and insensitive lie. Had I only realized earlier that my lie would have caused me such remorse I would have never apologized in the first place. Also, let me just say that I am very sorry that I am using the same apology bit that I have used so often in the past. Going forward I will make it a mission or goal or something like that to protest these types of sad displays of nothing.
In conclusion, I would like to take this opportunity to protest nothing.

Please take the time to voice your opinion on this very important issue:
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Also, Mother Durango says please support her boys:
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Don't forget to support your local Colin Boyd too.
Here's one:
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Have a good!