A Story for you to Read
Once upon a time there was a soul-patched two-assed rabbit who met a beautiful sugar-titted snow monkey. It was love at first or second site. Actually, it was love at first dirty joke. The beautiful sugar-titted snow monkey had the mouth of a sailor while the soul-patched two-assed rabbit was as pure as the driven snow. They both worked for the cotton swab tip refinery where day in and day out they worked together to install cotton on the end of the swab thingy. It was hard work, but the pay was bad.
One day the soul-patched two-assed rabbit asked the beautiful sugar-titted snow monkey out for drinks. They were just “friends” so it was perfectly ok for them to do that. They began doing this on a regular basis until one day the soul-patched two-assed rabbit and the beautiful sugar-titted snow monkey suddenly realized that they were dating. This was a shock to them. They quickly decided they could not work together and date so they did the only logical thing: they moved in together. The beautiful sugar-titted snow monkey lived in the imaginary town of McKinney so the soul-patched two-assed rabbit was far from where he grew up in fictional town of Bedford , but this didn’t seem to matter to the soul-patched two-assed rabbit because he loved the beautiful sugar-titted snow monkey. One day he worked the nerve up to ask the beautiful sugar-titted snow monkey to be his bride. She of course jumped at the chance. In fact she was so excited that she ran away and he didn’t see her for months.
Their wedding was beautiful. They invited all their friends and family none of which showed because they were racist bastards and did not believe in inter-species marriage. After the wedding they went on their honeymoon to the real town of Mayberry RFD . One day about 5 years later they had a baby. Actually the beautiful sugar-titted snow monkey had the baby while the soul-patched two-assed rabbit took a sudden nap on the delivery room floor. He was probably just drunk. They had the most beautiful baby in the world. The baby went on to do great things. When the baby was 18 he or she (you really can’t tell with a soul-patched two-assed sugar-titted snow monkey with 3 penises and four babyland places) became a rockstar and toured the world, made billions of dollars, gave half to his (or her) surprisingly hip beautiful parents, and became the president of Earth.
And they lived happily ever after.
I love you Robyn!
One day the soul-patched two-assed rabbit asked the beautiful sugar-titted snow monkey out for drinks. They were just “friends” so it was perfectly ok for them to do that. They began doing this on a regular basis until one day the soul-patched two-assed rabbit and the beautiful sugar-titted snow monkey suddenly realized that they were dating. This was a shock to them. They quickly decided they could not work together and date so they did the only logical thing: they moved in together. The beautiful sugar-titted snow monkey lived in the imaginary town of McKinney so the soul-patched two-assed rabbit was far from where he grew up in fictional town of Bedford , but this didn’t seem to matter to the soul-patched two-assed rabbit because he loved the beautiful sugar-titted snow monkey. One day he worked the nerve up to ask the beautiful sugar-titted snow monkey to be his bride. She of course jumped at the chance. In fact she was so excited that she ran away and he didn’t see her for months.
Their wedding was beautiful. They invited all their friends and family none of which showed because they were racist bastards and did not believe in inter-species marriage. After the wedding they went on their honeymoon to the real town of Mayberry RFD . One day about 5 years later they had a baby. Actually the beautiful sugar-titted snow monkey had the baby while the soul-patched two-assed rabbit took a sudden nap on the delivery room floor. He was probably just drunk. They had the most beautiful baby in the world. The baby went on to do great things. When the baby was 18 he or she (you really can’t tell with a soul-patched two-assed sugar-titted snow monkey with 3 penises and four babyland places) became a rockstar and toured the world, made billions of dollars, gave half to his (or her) surprisingly hip beautiful parents, and became the president of Earth.
And they lived happily ever after.
I love you Robyn!
posted by Jay at 2:27 PM
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